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【原创】“好词”都是憋出来的

2012-04-06 20:03:38| 分类：默认分类 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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您想写出优美的语句和华丽文章，诀窍就一个字：“憋”。当然不是“憋”膀胱，而是“憋”脑子，憋急了，好词就往外蹦，根本挡不住，这叫“思如泉涌”。

就说北京卖房子的，被政策调控“憋”了好一阵子，房子是真不好卖啊，被憋急了，售房广告就憋出了花哨，憋出了新意，憋出了精彩！

“请阁下踏春骑游国门之巅，私属领地……”

“感受未来新城磅礴体量，坐拥繁华……”

“首期售罄，臻品限量加推，稀缺抄底……”

“精装奢景官邸，尚风尚水，……”

“生态名筑绝版水岸，近山近繁华……”

嗨！真够离谱喽！忽悠，给俺接着忽悠！

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